Brunch—like twilight, sporks, skorts, friends with benefits, and so many other things that make life worth living—is not quite one thing and not quite another. Celebrate everyone's favorite mutant mealtime with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of midday delights at The Brunchery. The Brunchery is open daily from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.; this Groupon is not valid on Sundays.
The Brunchery's menu boasts an extensive selection of brunchable bites, offering everything from the traditional fast-breaking omelettes, pancakes, and crêpes to more-midday-appropriate meals of salads, sandwiches, and burgers. Start a morning sweetly with an order of the decadent cream-cheese-stuffed french toast, topped with creamy whipped cream and crumbly cinnamon crumbles ($8.29), or sample the savory The Brunchery benedict, which places poached eggs atop a ham-, mushroom-, and Swiss-enhanced English muffin under a blanket of hollandaise ($7.99). Lunch fare, such as the burger melt on grilled rye ($6.69) or The Brunchery’s grilled grouper sandwich ($7.99), makes an ideal belly buffer for the eatery’s root beer float ($3.29) or soy-based protein shake ($2.99).
Brunch is that one glorious meal for which splurging and loitering are encouraged, and The Brunchery’s sunny yellow walls, homey décor, and top-notch service will make you want to spend the entire day eating, talking about eating, or drawing pictures of eating.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Flight Etiquette
During a flight, it's considered rude to walk into the pilots' cabin to ask to borrow maps—they need them to make masks. Print out and clip these even more helpful flight-etiquette tips to your sleeve before your next airborne journey:
- The flight attendants (or "cloud police") might ask you to fasten your seatbelt, but they'll respect you more if you refuse. Because the plane is so far away from earth, rudeness is considered polite.
- Don't drink too much during the flight—the high altitude causes your blood to flow in reverse, causing each drink to make you more sober.
- It's OK to ask if you can fly the plane for a while, if you believe you'd be good at it. The plane's relative proximity to the sun will increase your reflexes and confidence—the only two skills pilots need.
- In first class, the passengers are treated to a flight-long class about the dangers of being poor. Also, the first-class cabin is filled with Oxygen Midnight®, the invisible supergas that only rich people can breathe.
- One of the wings is just a decoy filled with emeralds. The other, real wing is filled with birds (which are themselves filled with helium) to keep the plane afloat.
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