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The Clean Home Team – Redeem from Home

One, Two, Three, or Four Three-Man-Hour Housecleaning Sessions (Up to 58% Off)

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No Longer Available
Tue Aug 21 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$75
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In a Nutshell

Pairs of trained technicians scrub countertops, clean carpets, and polish windows

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 31, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required 7 days in advance. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Extra fee for post construction clean-up, move-ins, or move-outs. Valid only within 20 miles of 14220 outside that rang extra fee will apply. Valid only for option purchased.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Dust particles are all around us, accumulating on top of ceiling fans and settling deftly on our eyeballs. Clear the air with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $35 for one three-man-hour housecleaning session (a $75 value)
  • $69 for two three-man-hour housecleaning sessions (a $150 value)
  • $99 for three three-man-hour housecleaning sessions (a $225 value)
  • $125 for four three-man-hour housecleaning sessions (a $300 value)

In 90-minute sessions, two trained technicians target stains and messes throughout homes. Depending on your home’s needs, they can clean carpets, curtains, and upholstery; polish glass surfaces; or tidy up before or after special events.

The Clean Home Team

As the company's crisp uniforms and matter-of-fact name make clear, The Clean Home Team doesn’t mess around when it comes to cleaning messes. The professional crew works in pairs, gathering together an arsenal of eco-friendly cleaning agents to complement a decade of collective experience. During weekly, monthly, and one-time housecleaning sessions, the team purges stains from carpets and upholstery and polishes windows to a glossy shine in their detailed cleaning of kitchens, bathrooms, and other living areas. To give their work a more personal touch, the team honors special requests to pay more attention to certain areas or feed the alligator in the bathtub.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

The Clean Home Team