Choosing pizza toppings is a lot like being married: if there is an irreconcilable disagreement, both parties take half. Grab a piece of the pie with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of pizza and more at The Dons' Wood-Fired Pizza in Sterling.
Voted one of the top-10 best pizza places in DC in radio station WTOP's online poll, The Dons' Wood-Fired Pizza hand-tosses each pie before slathering it with fresh ingredients and baking it to a melted, golden brown. Divvy up slices of the The Dons' Original Offer pizza to practice geometry homework while sating appetites with tomato sauce, mozzarella, parmigiano, romano, and fresh basil ($9.99/medium, $14.99/family size). Or try the Lucky Luciano, which features roasted rosemary chicken, portabella mushrooms, and roasted red peppers tossed on a doughy masterpiece, topped with a bevy of cheese in the shape of the notorious mobster's tommy gun ($12.99/medium, $18.99/family size).
The bountiful Italian menu also features gluten-free pizza for wheat-less noshing, as well as plentiful salads, hearty calzones, and Philly-style hoagies. Seal the meal with a bevy of desserts, including Junior’s cheesecakes ($2.99–$6.49), imported by sweets-ferrying fairies from the sugar-coated streets of Brooklyn.
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The Groupon Guide to: Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs remain a mystery, as the little scientists know about them has been cobbled together from close study of their bones and repeated viewings of Jurassic Park. Here is the totality of scientific knowledge pertaining to these terrible lizards:
Tyrannosaurus rex: The King of the Dinosaurs, T. rex was more than 800 feet tall, with a brain the size of Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense. Like all dinosaurs, T. rex was a vegetarian and used its powerful teeth to rip through other dinos to get to the vegetation that they had just eaten. Scientists are 90% sure that T. rex couldn't talk but are 100% sure that if he could, he would have said, "It's raining. Raining men, that is."
Velociraptor: Scientists believe that these spritely mini dinos hunted together by climbing on top of each other and forming, Voltron-like, into one larger dinosaur. They used their sharp claws to cut into the thick flesh of delicious rival dinos in order to study their bones, as scientists assume that dinosaur bones were just as interesting to other dinosaurs as they are to us today.
Ankylosaurus: We know little about the heavily armored quadrupedal ankylosaurus, the third and only other type of dinosaur, because it had no bones and thus left none behind for us to study. Scientists believe these plated invertebrates spent their entire lives hanging limp from trees, like the melted clocks in a Dali painting. Like all dinos, ankylosaurus was an herbivore, but it was one of the rare herbivores that subsisted on meat.
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