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The Dream Jet Wash – Schertz

Two Quick Auto Washes, Deluxe Special Washes, or Executive Special Washes (Up to 55% Off)

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Value
$40
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  • New Car Smell

In a Nutshell

100% hand washes with tire dressing are accompanied by waxes and shampooing

The Fine Print

  • Expires Oct 17, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Extra $10 fee for SUVs, vans, and trucks.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $20 for two quick washes (a $40 value)
  • $39 for two deluxe special washes (an $80 value)
  • $59 for two executive special washes (a $130 value)

During each 20-minute quick wash, technicians’ nimble fingers lather soap onto exteriors until smudges fall away, revealing colors more brilliant than Nikola Tesla after five cups of coffee. They then apply a tire dressing, vacuum up debris from the interior, and leave wisps of pleasant air freshener lingering throughout the cabin.

In the deluxe wash, technicians also apply a gleaming polish and wipe the cabin with vinyl protectants to render it clean enough to earn a G rating. During the executive special wash, technicians swap out polish to apply a covering of wax by hand and secure every inch of glowing paint beneath the glossy shield.

The Dream Jet Wash

Driven by a passion for keeping cars, trucks, SUVs, RVs, and boats spotless, The Dream Jet Wash’s technicians revitalize cars with attentive hands and detailing acumen second only to their innate ability to understand what cars are really thinking when the Check Engine light goes on. They show an attention to detail as they complete all washing, waxing, and polishing services by hand, buffing both exteriors and interiors dry with hand towels to soothe even the most sensitive chassis. When not sloughing off regular roadway grime from paint jobs, wheel wells, and tires, staffers also remove vehicle wraps and decals and restore headlights to their original shine.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Which Side of the Hammer to Use

Modern high-tech hammers are dually functional—a blunt striking edge is for pounding and a more nuanced claw is for prying. Before you begin any hammering errands, consult this chart to determine which side of the tool is the best tool for the job:

  • Hammering the final nail into the treehouse you built to share with your best friend: blunt side
  • Scraping “FOR SALE” into the side of a car you hope to sell: claw side
  • Figuring out if the unexploded WWII torpedo in your grandpa’s basement is still dangerous: blunt side
  • Finally hitting those smarmy whack-a-moles so hard that you win the game once and for all: either side
  • Removing the most crucial nail from the treehouse containing your ex-best friend: claw side
  • Comparing shape of hammer to hammerhead shark: neither

What does the other end of the hammer do?

The Dream Jet Wash

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    Schertz

    310 FM 78
    Schertz, Texas 78154
    (210) 782-1462
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