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The Dream Jet Wash – Schertz

Two Quick Auto Washes, Deluxe Special Washes, or Executive Special Washes (Up to 51% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Nov 28 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$40
Discount
50%
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$20
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  • New Car Smell

In a Nutshell

100% hand washes with tire dressing are accompanied by waxes and shampooing

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Extra $10 fee for SUVs, vans, and trucks.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $20 for two quick washes (a $40 value)
  • $39 for two deluxe special washes (an $80 value)
  • $59 for two executive special washes (a $120 value)

During each 20-minute quick wash, technicians’ nimble fingers lather soap onto exteriors until smudges fall away, revealing colors more brilliant than Nikola Tesla after five cups of coffee. They then apply a tire dressing, vacuum up debris from the interior, and leave wisps of pleasant air freshener lingering throughout the cabin. In the deluxe wash, technicians also apply a gleaming polish and wipe the cabin with vinyl protectants to render it clean enough to earn a G rating. During the executive special wash, technicians swap out polish to apply a covering of wax by hand and secure every inch of glowing paint beneath the glossy shield.

The Dream Jet Wash

Driven by a passion for keeping cars, trucks, SUVs, RVs, and boats spotless, The Dream Jet Wash’s technicians revitalize cars with attentive hands and detailing acumen second only to their innate ability to understand what cars are really thinking when the Check Engine light goes on. They show an attention to detail as they complete all washing, waxing, and polishing services by hand, buffing both exteriors and interiors dry with hand towels to soothe even the most sensitive chassis. When not sloughing off regular roadway grime from paint jobs, wheel wells, and tires, staffers also remove vehicle wraps and decals and restore headlights to their original shine.

Groupon Says

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The Dream Jet Wash