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The Exotic You – Portland

Four Sensual Dance Classes or One or Two Months of Unlimited Classes (Up to 65% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sun Nov 11 07:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$48
Discount
58%
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$28
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In a Nutshell

Lisa Stark cultivates physical strength and confidence in female students through sizzling dance routines

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Four pass option expires 90 days after activation. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Must be 18 or older. Valid only at listed location. Valid only for women. Classes must be used by the same person. Classes subject to change.
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Dancing is one of the oldest forms of courting a partner, alongside writing their name in burning crops and rescuing them from Hades by hiding inside a pomegranate. Meet your match with this Groupon.

Choose Between Three Options

  • $20 for four dance classes (a $48 value)
  • $35 for one month of unlimited dance classes (a $96 value)
  • $49 for two months of unlimited dance classes (a $192 value)

Students should dress for class in high heels and comfortable yet curve-hugging duds, and bring kneepads so they may slither or reenact scenes from Kickboxer comfortably on the studio's wood floor without scraping their skin. If necessary, The Exotic You can provide loaner kneepads, and shoes are available for an additional $1 charge. Classes take place at Center Space. See the class schedule here.

The Exotic You

When Lisa Stark's quest for a sensual, laid-back exercise class turned up nothing, she took matters into her own hands. To forge her ideal workout, which is a balance of sexy sizzle and athletic toning, Stark researched popular dance-fitness styles, documented choreography at local clubs, and even enlisted a former exotic dancer to teach her how to kick, saunter, and fill out tax forms in a sensual manner. The months of studying paid off—today, Lisa shares her wit, warmth, and fitness regimen with troupes of women at The Exotic You. Ladies of all fitness levels gather for classes that teach a complete routine of sensual dance moves, checking negative body-talk at the door and summoning their inner vixen out with slow leg extensions and passionate hip rolls.

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The Exotic You

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