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The Movement Colon Hygiene Center – Crystal Lake

One or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions (Up to 56% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Certified practitioner flushes toxins and buildup from digestive tract during 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy sessions in private rooms

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24-hour cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

As with snails and with little boys named Hansel, you can always tell where processed food has been based on the residue it leaves behind. Clear your body of evidence with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $45 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $99 value)
  • $130 for three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $297 value)

During each 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session, a gentle, gravity-fed flow of sterilized water cleanses the lower bowels. To preserve modesty, clients insert their own sterile, lubricated, single-use nozzle. Clients should avoid eating for at least two hours before their session. Colon hydrotherapy may not be safe for individuals with certain medical conditions; click here for more information.

Though The Movement Colon Hygiene Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

The Movement Colon Hygiene Center

Jolene Anderson was on her own path to wellness when she received her first colon-hydrotherapy treatments. Invigorated by her experience, she gained certification and opened The Movement Colon Hygiene Center. Today, she leads her staff in clearing debris from bodies during colon-hydrotherapy sessions. Each client settles in a private room and removes below-the-belt garments before reclining with a book or personal music player. During each session, the gravity-fed flow from the Angel of Water system flushes out residue of environmental pollutants and previous careers as taste testers for mozzarella sticks.

The center’s additional services ensure bodies’ exteriors receive the same gentle attention. Sessions in the Mercola Vitality Refresh tanning system impart vitamin D while working to smooth wrinkles and soothe the muscle stiffness that results from impersonating Atlas. The TheraSauna’s far-infrared rays beam in benefits including detoxification, cellulite reduction, and tension relief.

The Movement Colon Hygiene Center is open Monday through Wednesday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., with extended hours every other Tuesday until 7:30 p.m., Friday from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., and Saturday from 7:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.

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The Movement Colon Hygiene Center

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    Crystal Lake

    835 Virginia Rd, Suite B
    Crystal Lake, Illinois 60014
    (815) 679-0016
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