Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Make dirty duds nouveau riche with this Groupon.
$20 for $40 Worth of Dry Cleaning
With no extra fees for fabric type, the staff cleans dresses ($14.93), blazers ($7.47), coats ($11.98+), and shirts ($1.89), alongside larger items such as blankets and bedspreads ($18.20) and wedding gowns ($220–$260).
The technicians at Natural Cleaners revivify garments while respecting the earth's delicate ecosystem, eschewing traditional petroleum-based solvents for GreenEarth, a nontoxic formula made of silicone derived naturally from sand. Five Milwaukee-area storefronts bustle free from fumes and pollutants as suits, dresses, and coats shake off dirt during dry or professional-grade wet cleanings. Wedding-dress cleaning and preservation primes gowns for years of heirloom storage or Miss Havisham costume contests, and an in-house seamstress alters hemlines and cuffs to create dashing silhouettes. Household textiles also kowtow to Natural Cleaners' expertise as draperies, bedspreads, and feather pillows return home spic and span.