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The Slaughterhouse – The Slaughterhouse

Apocalypse: A Zombie Kill Experience for Two (Up to 58% Off). Four Dates Available.

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In a Nutshell

Groups use provided airsoft gear to battle undead visitors in an out-of-use meatpacking plant

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option and date purchased. Bringing your own weapons is not permitted. Must be 14 or older. Must sign waiver.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Zombies tap into humanity's two greatest human fears: wandering aimlessly through life among the equally forsaken masses, and fire. Run away with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $15 for two passes to Apocalypse: A Zombie Kill Experience, valid on December 16; arrive between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. (a $30 value)
  • $15 for two passes valid on December 21; arrive between 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. (a $36 value)
  • $15 for two passes valid on December 22; arrive between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. (a $30 value)
  • $15 for two passes valid on December 29; arrive between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. (a $30 value)

After a safety briefing, participants load provided airsoft gear and work to complete missions, which last up to an hour, while clearing the Boiler Room of undead visitors. Purchasers are not allowed to bring their own equipment.

The Slaughterhouse

On October 2, 1964, Sarah and Nelson James’ nanny dropped them off at Farmer John’s Meat Packing Plant for a visit with their father, the plant’s owner. When she returned to pick them up, the children had vanished. Less than a month later, their father’s body was discovered in the plant’s recesses, but mystery still surrounds the actual series of events that led to all three disappearances.

The Slaughterhouse invites guests to experience the eeriness that has plagued the plant ever since, all for the benefit of charitable causes. By hosting haunted houses and spooky events, The Slaughterhouse has raised more than $40,000 for organizations such as the American Diabetes Association. Visitors interested in befriending the venue’s mischievous specters can embark on ghost tours, which explore the premise’s haunted depths. Alternatively, on-the-go partiers can select from a rental fleet of trailers packed with haunted-house-style frights or sound-system-equipped hearses, ideal for proving coolness to judgmental teenage vampires.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: a Pretty Flower

Once in a great while, a fleeting glimpse of natural color may catch your eye, and you will become lost in the simple wonder of gazing at a pretty flower. Here is how to do so correctly:

  • Look at the flower. It is beautiful.

  • You may be tempted to pick the flower. Do not—simply let it be.

  • Lean in and smell the flower. If you are allergic to flowers you may wish to skip this step or, instead, you can just use a flexible twig to first prod the folds of the flower gently to ensure that it is free of honeybees, which may sting or startle.

  • Again, you may become tempted to pick the flower, justifying the floracide by picturing the flower adorning your sweetheart’s hair or lapel. Continue to resist. If your honeybunch is the sort to manipulate you into murdering flowers so they can cultivate an anachronistic aesthetic, you’re better off just spending the rest of the day staring at this flower while their coffee goes cold waiting for you at the coffee shop.

  • Keep them waiting. Your mother was right about them. Just like this guide is right about flowers.

What is the most beautiful flower? The answer may make you angry.

The Slaughterhouse

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    The Slaughterhouse

    1102 W Grant Rd.
    Tucson, Arizona 85705
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