America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with this Groupon.
- $35 for an early-bird registration to the The Survival Run 5K mud run on September 7 at the 4-H Camp (a $84.34 value)
Runners gather at the 4-H Camp on September 7 to tackle 3.02 miles of muddy, obstacle-filled terrain, motivated by the heart-pumping tunes of the official race band, The Pulse. Each competitor receives a T-shirt, official Survival Race dog tag, and a chip timer. Photographers will capture epically muddy moments in digital format, with images available in a free digital picture suite after the race. Postrace, runners can refuel with food, drinks, and beer available for purchase.
The Survival Race
The Survival Race’s 5-kilometer track challenges racers to navigate a gauntlet of mud-laden terrain. Staggered waves of 300 runners each conquer military-style obstacles, wade through murky water, and slide through muddy trenches before reaching the finish line to celebrate at a shindig awash with delicious eats and smitten swamp monsters. Afterward, a Facebook album aids online nostalgia by showcasing dirt-caked athletes and their marshy feats.