Meat, the handsomest of the nine food groups, gets its good looks from spice rubs, tenderizers, and long soaks in anti-aging marinades. Ogle seductive slabs with today's Groupon to The Wild Mushroom Steak House & Lounge in Weatherford. Dinner is available Monday–Saturday from 5 p.m. until 10 p.m., and lunch is available Thursday and Friday from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get $70 worth of steak-house fare for dinner.
- For $7, you get $15 worth of steak-house fare for lunch.
Chef Jerrett Joslin of The Wild Mushroom Steak House & Lounge orchestrates sizzling sounds and blooming flames while grilling certified-Angus steaks. Tables draped in white linens offset the dining area's coffee-colored walls and prop up plates piled with juicy morsels such as the 12-ounce Prime fillet with seasonal vegetables ($39). The chilean sea bass, one of Fort Worth Texas magazine's top 25 dishes, joins forces with three varieties of mushrooms to slow-dance with taste receptors in a downpour of black-truffle cream sauce. Lunch dishes include the Wild Mushroom burrito packed with sautéed chicken breast pieces, fontina cheese, garlic, and mushrooms ($10), and the half-pound Prime, top-sirloin vegas strip burger ($12) builds finger biceps with a hefty load of thick bacon, onions, mushrooms, and cheddar cheese.
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The Groupon Guide to: Infiltrating a Castle
Entering a heavily fortified castle, whether to overthrow a king or find out if a king's skin feels any softer than a non-king's, can be quite a challenge. Here's how you can best the standard components of a castle's security system:
Moat: This broad ditch may appear to be filled with water when viewed from a distance, but it is actually occupied by a dense swarm of bees. Make it past the threat by throwing dozens of pounds of raw meat into the horde and letting them feed.
Exterior Wall: Being so tall and covered in so many fast-acting diseases, the wall is impossible to climb over alive. This obstacle can only be surpassed by waiting for the earth to shift and reduce the wall to ruins, then setting all the diseases on fire.
Castle Guards: Castle entrances are guarded either by knights or by a bunch of gerbils that were born inside a suit of armor, became trapped, and, over many years, learned how to work together to operate the armor as if a person were inside. Both of these things can be subdued with petting.
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