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Therapeutic Healing Massage Center – North Bergen

One or Three Massages or an Anticellulite-Massage Package with Take-Home Cream (Up to 67% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Massages can be customized with Swedish, deep-tissue, or sports techniques; anticellulite regimen includes 10 massages and take-home cream

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. All services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Getting massages is a healthy practice, unlike alphabetizing your flaws in a filing cabinet labeled "Shame Box." Adopt a good habit with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or sports massage (up to a $70 value)
  • $95 for three of the above treatments (up to a $210 value)
  • $99 for an anticellulite massage package (a $300 value)

The anticellulite package includes 10 massages of up to 20 or 30 minutes and an anticellulite cream for at-home use. The massages help to break down the lumpy structures of cellulite and drain away their accumulated fluids.

Therapeutic Healing Massage Center

The floor-to-ceiling windows in Therapeutic Healing Massage Center's treatment rooms allow river and city views to stream in, creating a tranquil environment for holistic bodywork. The licensed therapists are trained in a wide array of massage modalities, including aesthetic techniques that address cellulite and the signs of aging. Their Bioptron light-therapy sessions fight injuries and pain with sunshine-like energy that comes free of UV radiation or spontaneous eclipses.

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Therapeutic Healing Massage Center

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    North Bergen

    8400 River Road
    North Bergen, New Jersey 07047
    (201) 623-3500
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