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Therapeutic Solutions – Roseville

$32 for 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage ($69.99 Value)

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In a Nutshell

A certified massage practitioner tames tension with a choice of gentle Swedish strokes or more intense deep-tissue techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 5, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled drain ocean, were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon.

$32 for a 60-Minute Massage ($69.99 Value)

Gliding Swedish stokes alleviate aches and promote circulation, or more intense deep-tissue techniques undo buried muscle knots.

Therapeutic Solutions

Founder Debora Jackson emphasizes the s at the end of Therapeutic Solutions. She and her pampering team have amassed a wide roster of spa services under the umbrella of a single goal: total relaxation. Whether they are coaxing facial features into a peachy glow, swaddling physiques in exfoliating body wraps, or thawing superglue-covered snowballs from backs with hot-stone massage, the staff mold their many treatments to suit each client's needs.

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Therapeutic Solutions

4.5 out of 5
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    Roseville

    901 Sunrise Ave. Suite A20
    Roseville, California 95661
    (916) 749-4102
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