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Thin Centers MD – Euless

Six or Nine Zerona Laser Body-Contouring Treatments with Consultation (Up to 76% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Noninvasive FDA-approved laser treatment slims inches from the waistline, hips, and thighs with little downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Consultation required. Non-candidates will be refunded. Valid only at Euless location.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $599 for six Zerona laser body-contouring treatments (a $2,000 value) with a preliminary consultation (a $59.99 value; a $2,059.99 total value)
  • $749 for nine Zerona laser body-contouring treatments (a $3,000 value) with a preliminary consultation (a $59.99 value; a $3,059.99 total value)

Designed to reduce corporeal circumference by an average of 3.5 inches, FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser treatments feature low-light lasers that glide over a custom series of bodily areas, such as the waistline, back, hips, and thighs. The noninvasive lasers work to comfortably melt away fat deposits and send them away via the body's natural detoxification processes, requiring little to no downtime. Though some clients begin to notice results after only a few sessions, most require four to six. The 40-minute treatments should take place within 72 hours of one another for maximum results.

Thin Centers MD

Anthony Capasso, a board-certified doctor of internal medicine, has channeled his more than 15 years of experience treating weight-related ailments into developing medication-free approaches to weight loss at Thin Centers MD. At each location, clients start their medical weight-loss regimens with an initial consultation that uses various health metrics—including medical history and a blood evaluation—to determine which approach fits them best. Dr. Capasso’s diets come tailored to various lifestyles, ranging from those that work for avid cooks to diets for people with hectic schedules. Each of the programs can also be enhanced with the fat-melting technology of an FDA-approved Zerona laser. Weekly follow-up visits with the medical staff help patients track their weight-loss progress, stamp their diet journal with the words “Private—This Means You, Mom,” and make any necessary changes to their program.

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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My daughter is in love with a real LOSER! Should I respect her feelings and support her decision or forget about her altogether?

—Unhappy Mom

Guiding Light: Unhap P. Mom, you did the right thing by writing us. Your daughter is in love with a loser?!?!? Those guys are the worst. They never win anything, not even once. And the fact that this guy is a real loser means he’s not even a winner disguised as a loser. Oh boy, Unhap, this is serious. Losers do terrible things such as accidentally sell the farm for a fake car or miss the winning field goal in the football game. If she’s kissed him, it means by rule of law that she is now a loser, too. Rid her from your life by moving into a gated community or going somewhere losers can’t go, such as a hall of fame or a casino that is also a boat. We all know the old saying: "For it is upon thee to cast the weak off into darkness, like the miller who sets the chaff to flame, or the heifer who leaveth the ugliest calf behind to be taken by the night’s hungry creatures."

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I am supposed to go on a really cool ski trip with my dad, but my wife is pregnant with our first child and the due date conflicts with the trip. What do I tell my dad?
—Chris R.

Guiding Light: Best to keep the baby away from your father. At his age and proximity to—how to put this gently—eternal sleep, your father could easily become jealous and rage-ified toward someone who has so much life ahead of them. Rather than taking the pregnant woman on the trip, let her just have the baby at the hospital. She’ll be fine. Hospitals are clean and sterile, and sometimes the doctors sleep with each other, which creates entertaining dramatic intrigue. You just make sure to enjoy what sounds like a really cool trip with your dad.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I sing bass in a barbershop quartet that is competing in an international quartet competition. Can you give me any pointers that would help me/my quartet have a memorable performance and might help us achieve top honors?
—A. Stratton

Guiding Light: Thanks for the letter, "Stratton in Baton" (Rouge, Louisiana, I'm assuming). Growing up can be difficult—and scary. Sometimes the person you think you are isn't who you're good at being, and sometimes the people who we think we want to get the farthest away from are actually the people who can teach us the most. Try to strike a balance between your goals and your obligations and, in the end, you may find out there's more overlap there than you realize.

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