The right amount of wax peeled off with enough force can lift every hair from a patch of skin or every yak from a mountain range. Use leverage with today's Groupon to Thread. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get one eyebrow threading and one Brazilian wax (a $48 value).
- For $35, you get two eyebrow threadings and two Brazilian waxes (a $96 value).
Thread's skilled depilators eradicate unwanted strands from the body using warm wax and the ancient practice of threading. During meticulous threading sessions, a twisted cotton thread lassos each straggling strand above the eye to the cheers of an invisible rodeo audience, leaving arches clean and natural looking. Warm honey wax applied over intimate areas adheres to hairs, uprooting multiple patches at once. The aesthetician never double dips, drawing the clean wax from a disposable cup or brand-new beer stein. Waxed surfaces remain smooth for three to five weeks.
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The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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