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Three Oaks Tennis Center – Fort Myers

Five Sessions of Round-Robin Play, or 10 Cardio-Tennis Classes and 10 Hours of Ball-Machine Practice (Up to 66% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Round-robin sessions let players of all levels face off against each other; cardio tennis combines flying balls with fast-paced music

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Good tennis players practice for hours, perfecting serves and tuning grunts to the exact pitch that changes their opponent's racquet to its gaseous state. Become unstoppable with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $19 for five sessions of round-robin play (a $40 value)
  • $69 for 10 cardio-tennis classes and 10 hours of practice with a ball machine (a $200 value)

Round-robin sessions welcome all ability levels to face off against one another in turn, with Three Oaks Tennis Center striving to ensure each player has fun, competitive matches. Visit the activity page for times. Alternatively, cardio-tennis classes combine flying balls with fast-paced music to get feet stepping and arms swinging. All levels are welcome to tone up in the class, then practice their swings afterward with the aid of a ball machine. Visit the class page for times.

Three Oaks Tennis Center

For Pat Glaunert, tennis rackets have been like a pair of butterfly wings. They’ve carried him across the US—from Louisville, Kentucky, where he oversaw all operations as director at Top Gun Academy, to Indianapolis, where he owned and operated his own adult and junior tennis academy.

Now the director of Three Oaks Tennis Center, Pat puts to work certification with the United States Professional Tennis Registry to teach children and adults. His intro courses teach basics to beginners from forehands and backhands to volleys, overheads, and serves. His cardio-tennis sessions build upon basics by pairing swinging and footwork exercises with energetic music and muscle-building activities, which do not include bench-pressing ball machines.

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Three Oaks Tennis Center

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    Fort Myers

    18251 Three Oaks Pkwy
    Fort Myers, Florida 33912
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