Lecturing your dachshund nonstop on the pros and cons of converting your front yard into a Pat Sajak–themed mini-golf course is bound to make you thirsty after a while. Today's Groupon offers the superb moistener for dry throats and mouths: for $10, you get $30 worth of tea and more from Tiesta Tea. Inspired by traditional Czech tea houses, Tiesta Tea offers five lines of teas categorized by their effects on the body rather than by their type or color, and each line has a wide variety of flavors ($6–$17). The Energizer blends give morning drinkers a boost sans coffee-infused dragon breath, and include the sweet-and-spicy chai love ($12) and the smoky kokomate, an earthy herbal mate with a chocolaty finish. Slenderizer blends help curb appetites and act as tasty, low-calorie alternatives to diet colas and sugary sports drinks. Cups of the floral cranberry rose ($10) and the jolly-green kiwi ($10) will help keep nicknames such as "Fatty McGee" strictly ironic. Most of the Energizer, Slenderizer, Forever Young, Immunity, and Relaxer teas come in 4-ounce bags, which make approximately 25 16-ounce cups. Order tea online with today’s deal and peruse tea-drinking accessories such as tea baskets ($10).
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The Groupon Guide to: Sleeping Problems
Each year, the average person swallows 46,000 spiders in his or her sleep, meaning that, statistically speaking, you currently have 12 spiders in your mouth. But unintended nocturnal arachnid consumption isn't the only nuisance you might encounter in your sleep:
Restless Leg Syndrome: Doctors sometimes refer to the subconscious kicking experienced during sleep by bicyclers as "night dancing" or "bottom-arm move around." To prevent it, sufferers should sleep with their legs caught under a toppled bookcase.
Sleep Apnea: Nine times worse than its medical cousin, awakey breath, sufferers of this condition experience gaps in their breathing, as if watching a movie with a particularly shocking dance sequence. Though incurable, you can nullify sleep apnea's effects by breathing through your ears—stop breathing through your nose and mouth and eventually your ears will take over.
Snoring: Even the softest snore is a sign of impending death—the death of a good night's sleep. Luckily, snoring is incredibly easy to cure—simply alter your current sleep pattern by replacing your normal resting hours with an unending nightmarescape of insomnia-induced vacuuming.
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