Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today’s Groupon to Toronto Medical Centre. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a 45-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a 60-minute massage (an $80 value).
At Toronto Medical Centre, registered massage therapists employ four massage modalities to relieve beleaguered backs during treatments administered in private therapy rooms. A Swedish massage strives to kick-start circulation and reduce joint stiffness with gentle kneads punctuated by long, flowing strokes. During a deep-tissue massage, therapists aim to vanquish chronic back and shoulder pain that stems from past injuries or overweight pet parrots. Intense kneads target scar tissues and knots in an effort to dissipate stiffness and aches. Warmed basalt stones radiate heat and pressure into tight muscles during the hot-stone massage, and craniosacral therapy employs a light touch to release deep-seated pockets of tension.
Before massages, clients can schedule a complimentary physical examination with one of Toronto Medical Centre’s chiropractors. In an effort to map treatment routes, health professionals review clients’ current health status and history of dressing as Atlas for Halloween. Additionally, massage therapists happily suggest post-massage tactics to keep backs free of pain and tension.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Motivational Mottos
Whether you're feeling so low that you're down in the dumps or feeling so sensational that you're up in the dumps, you'll feel better after repeating a motivational mantra to yourself. Seek success with these proven maxims:
• "Go for the gold!"
• "Live your best life!"
• "Is that gold from earlier making, like, a 'whirring' noise?"
• "Be the change you want to see!"
• "Dang! That gold is hot to the touch … just like I should be."
• "Everyone who looks at the gold starts bleeding. We have to get rid of it."
• "The pawn-shop owner's dog hissed at the gold and when the owner screamed at us, I noticed his mouth had 100 teeth in it."
• "I told the police, 'The gold burned down my house! It was the gold!' but they wouldn't listen!"
• "Is this what you wanted, gold? To see me reduced to nothing?"
• "I buried the gold in cement at a construction zone, but didn't notice the sign reading 'Future Site of The Centre for Hubris Studies.'"
• "Settle for silver."
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