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Total Health – Upper Allen

$25 for 30-Minute Colon-Hydrotherapy Session ($50 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Certified therapist with 15 years of experience flushes out the colon with warm water to prompt the elimination of waste and toxins

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not recommended for people who have had colon surgery in the past four years, have colon disease, have heart conditions and/or pacemakers, or for women who are pregnant. Valid only for new clients or those who have not received services in the past 12-months.
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$25 for a 30-Minute Colon-Hydrotherapy Session ($50 Value)

Colon hydrotherapy introduces filtered and temperature-regulated water into the colon, removing toxins and waste, resulting in evacuation through natural peristalsis. The process is repeated several times during a session and is a safe and effective way of cleansing the large intestine without the use of drugs.

Total Health

Total Health's owner, Cheryl Hawkins—a holistic health consultant—coaches her clients on the intake of nutritional supplements and alternative treatments to springboard toward improved states of mental and physical health. A certified natural-health consultant, Cheryl sits down with each patient to help chart a course of therapeutic action per client request. Some opt to purge toxins and melt stress in a sweat-inducing session in the infrared sauna; others reach toward the healthier digestion and improved intake of nutrients that follow on the heels of colon-hydrotherapy treatments, which Cheryl has administered for more than 15 years.

Groupon Says

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If your nose had teeth, would you stop using your mouth to eat?

Total Health

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    Upper Allen

    33 Gettysburg Pike
    Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania 17055
    (717) 766-5060
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