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Total Nutrition – Multiple Locations

SimpleTrim Three-Phase Weight-Loss System of Supplements, or $30 for $60 Worth of Nutritional Products (Half Off)

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In a Nutshell

Products such as postworkout shakes and Superfood concentrate help patrons achieve health and weight-loss goals

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 8, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid in-store only. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for protein powder, protein bars, or cooler drinks.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for $60 worth of nutritional products, supplements, vitamins, and weight-loss products
  • $75 for the SimpleTrim three-phase weight-loss system of supplements (a $150 value)

Patrons may choose from weight-loss and nutrition products such as Reaction Life Women's Vitamins ($29.99) and Alkalinity Greens Superfood ($54.99).

Total Nutrition

Total Nutrition amplifies weight-loss regimens and fitness routines with a vast roster of vitamins, health supplements, and other workout boosters. Protein supplements, such as Lean Active 7 protein shakes, fortify muscles' tiny carpenters with the tools they need to build new additions, and multivitamins and health boosters spur energy levels and aid weight loss by infusing the body with the same extra nutrients found in unappetizing algae bars. Staff members, all of whom are certified sports nutritionists, also discuss goals, diets, and other needs with clients, and share tips on maintaining a healthy BMI or choosing the best triple cheeseburgers to use as dumbbells.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

Total Nutrition

  • A

    Twin Creeks Village

    906 W McDermott Dr., Suite 124
    Allen, Texas 75013
    (214) 383-5083
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  • B

    Headquarters Village

    8240 Preston Rd., Suite 120
    Plano, Texas 75024
    (214) 705-9317
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  • C

    Central & Royal

    11260 N Central Expy., Suite 200
    Dallas, Texas 75243
    (214) 716-8563
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