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Totally Clean – Redeem from Home

Three Rooms of Carpet Cleaning, Upholstery Cleaning of Chair and Sofa, or Air-Duct Cleaning (Up to 61% Off)

from$39
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No Longer Available
Thu Jul 05 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$100
Discount
61%
You Save
$61
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement
  • Nester

In a Nutshell

Hot-water extraction cleans carpets; upholstery cleaning removes odor, spots, and pet stains; air-duct cleaning improves air quality

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 2, 2013
  • Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Carpet cleaning option valid for up to 600 sq ft. Valid only within Washington County, Waukesha County, Racine County, and Milwaukee County.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A carpet littered with muddy footprints is the first thing guests notice when they enter a room, especially if they're the detectives who've been chasing you through a rain-soaked field. Wash away the evidence with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $39 for air-duct cleaning (a $100 value)
  • $49 for upholstery cleaning of one sofa and chair (a $100 value)
  • $49 for carpet cleaning of three rooms up to 600 square feet total (a $105 value)

Using a nontoxic hot-water extraction method that leaves no residue, certified technicians target odors, spots, and stains before flash drying carpets. Alternatively, upholstery cleaning removes spills and couch-surfing dust bunnies from a sofa and chair. Finally, air-duct cleaning clears away dirt, pollen, and other contaminants, thereby improving air quality, relieving allergy problems, and causing the system to run more efficiently.

Totally Clean

Depending on the service, Totally Clean's trained and certified technicians descend upon carpets, upholstery, air ducts, and messy rooms to whisk away the unwanted allergens, spots, stains, and dirt that foul up a house. Paying close attention to manufacturer recommendations and warranty requirements, techs employ purifying techniques such as steam cleaning, speed drying, and nontoxic solutions to clean carpets. Additionally, the shop's duct techs improve domestic air quality and lower utility bills by clearing out a home's sinuses. They draw out the dust, animal dander, mold spores, bacteria, and family secrets that lodge in heating, ventilating, and air-conditioning systems. Totally Clean's crews scrub bathrooms and kitchens during housecleaning visits, and its reassuring fixer-uppers stand by 24/7 to answer calls for emergency flood response or just to give free phone estimates and whispered words of affirmation.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Ironic Wish Fulfillment

Whether you’re a genie, a devil, or a billionaire, eventually you will use your power to use someone’s deepest desires to punish them. Here are some tips to make sure you get it right:

If they wish for:
A Billion Dollars
Grant them:
A billion-dollar life-insurance check from their favorite dog/soulmate’s insurance policy

If they wish for:
Incredible Guitar Ability
Grant them:
Incredible guitar ability because the music biz is all about connections and politics not talent. It’s such a load of bull. Songs don’t have any heart anymore.

If they wish for:
World Peace
Grant them:
World peace that has been fostered by the entire world’s mutual hatred of [person who made the wish].

If they wish for:
A Long and Happy Life
Grant them:
A long and happy life, but in a really passive-aggressive way that lets them know you didn’t really want to do it.

If they wish for:
More Wishes
Grant them:
The ability to wish for whatever they want WHILE THEY BURN IN THE SUN’S CORE.

Is there a way to win at wishes?

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