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Touch Fusion Massage – Fremont

One or Three 90-Minute Deep-Tissue or Relaxation Massages (Up to 65% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat Dec 08 07:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$95
Discount
59%
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$56
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In a Nutshell

Massage therapist with 10+ years of experience targets pain with deep-tissue massage or encourages stress relief with relaxation techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Treatments must be used by the same person. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The shoulders carry much of the body's tension, as well as the body's finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 90-minute deep-tissue or relaxation massage (a $95 value)
  • $99 for three 90-minute deep-tissue or relaxation massages (a $285 value)

Touch Fusion Massage

During the four years David Barr spent working in tech support, he became well acquainted with the type of mental and physical stress associated with hours spent hunched over a keyboard. Although he no longer works in Silicon Valley, he still considers himself a tech support technician. Instead of working on computers, he now focuses on what he calls the “human hardware.” As a massage therapist, he applies hands-on techniques to restore and reboot patients, all the while employing his well-earned empathy for those with sedentary jobs like computer programmer. Much like his approach to a computer virus, David recognizes that each muscle, injury, and body ache needs an individually tailored treatment and can come from tapping a mouse in at the wrong time. As such, he uses strokes from a wide array of techniques, from reflexology to deep tissue as well as the softer strokes of a Swedish massage.

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Touch Fusion Massage

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    Fremont

    4356 Leary Way Northwest, Suite A
    Seattle, Washington 98107
    (206) 651-4214
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