Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of bliss with today's Groupon to TrackStar Wellness Spa in Gwynn Oak. Choose between the following options:
- For $62, you get a 60-minute full-body scrub and 30-minute Swedish massage (a $105 value).
- For $22, you get a 45-minute Thai foot-reflexology service (a $45 value).
TrackStar Wellness Spa's cadre of dedicated therapists sets clients afloat on a lazy river of relaxation, their soothing services bolstered by spa amenities such as on-site showers, complimentary water, and relaxing music. Strive to hydrate and rejuvenate dry, cracked skin with a full-body scrub. Epidermal deserts are first treated to a dry brush exfoliation that whisks away dead skin cells, as well as microscopic tumbleweeds and cartoon roadrunners. An organic body butter is then applied to the skin. Guests can choose from five different scents for their treatment, including ginger, lemongrass, and green tea. Following the scrub, bodies are kneaded with a Swedish massage that uses long, flowing strokes to relax exhausted muscles. Tired tootsies can opt for the Thai foot-reflexology option, which applies precise thumb and finger pressure to reflex points on the feet that may correspond to different parts of the body. Through these anatomical connections, foot reflexology can help improve circulation, stimulate toxin removal, and silence toes' incessant squeals for roast beef.
Guests are first greeted by TrackStar's quaint porch façade, which serves as an outdoor waiting area during the warmer months of the year. Plush furniture adorns the interior, and a fireplace in the waiting room encourages post-treatment s'more roasting.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Your Own Adventure
Brave Sir Benneton nervously gripped his sword with the enchanted sword handle. He paused to think, "I don't like the feeling that walking into this cave gives me. I'd better pause to think."
If you want Sir Benneton to go into the cave, scroll down to II. If you don't want him to go into a dangerous cave, scroll down to III.
II. Uh-oh, Sir Benneton died by way of your decisions.
III. "Nope, not doing it," thought Sir Benneton. "Caves are boring and probably hard to write about. I'd rather go on a quest." He remembered the three quests in his quest planner. "I must choose one of my three quests," thought the slightly brave knight.
If you want Sir Benneton to attack the evil witches of Death Mountain, scroll back up to II, genius. If you want Sir Benneton to fight the evil Orcs of Lothlórien, scroll down to IV. If you want Sir Benneton to undergo the 12 Trials of the Elder Tablets, scroll down to V.
IV. Rent The Lord of the Rings and pretend Sir Benneton is one of the sword guys.
V. Sir Benneton rode to his friend Saltobius, wizard and knower of the way. "Saltobius," he said. "Pray tell what you know of the 12 Trials of the Elder Tablets."
"Oh, my," replied Saltobius. "To achieve them is a meandering quest, fraught with peril and rich with complex symbolism! Why, even the first trial is made up of hundreds of tedious steps that serve as a sort of allegory for man's internal struggle. Beware, Sir Benneton, for this undertaking will require dozens and dozens of tough decisions, the outcomes of which could take you down startlingly divergent paths. Steel thyself for what follows. First, you must—"
Just then, some big rocks fell off a cliff above them. They were instantly crushed. Forever.
Scroll up to II.
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