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Metta Yoga Studio – Washington

60- or 90-Minute Thai-Yoga Bodywork Session (Up to 53% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Bodywork specialist rhythmically compresses body before positioning it in yoga poses that can alleviate pain & stress

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 5, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required; appointments must be rescheduled if 15 minutes late. Not valid if used services in past 12 months.
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Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for a 60-minute Thai-yoga bodywork session (a $60 value)
  • $42 for a 90-minute Thai-yoga bodywork session (a $90 value)

Thai-yoga bodywork traces its roots back to the ancient healing therapies of India and Tibet. Your therapist draws on these age-old wisdoms to integrate compressions of the feet, head, and elbows with assisted yoga asanas. The physical and emotional benefits of these sessions can range from enhanced blood circulation to relief from chronic pain and stress. Add hot stones for an extra $10 or herbal compresses imported from Thailand for an extra $20.

Metta Yoga Studio

Sarah Wartell, a trained practitioner in thai-yoga bodywork, yoga, and Japanese reiki therapy, helms a studio in which she calls on all three holistic modalities to achieve optimal physical and mental healing. During yoga classes for all abilities, the studio fills with the sounds of controlled breathing, stretch-induced groans, and high-pitched yelps of contentment from downward-facing dogs. Agency shifts to the therapist during thai-yoga bodywork sessions that achieve heightened states of relaxation with a blend of focused compression and assisted poses. To practice their similarly holistic art, reiki therapists draw on ancient Japanese techniques designed to shuffle life-force energies around the body. Sarah’s mission to relax bodies and minds simultaneously is reflected in her studio’s décor, which features artwork depicting peace signs and leafy trees.

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Metta Yoga Studio

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    60 North Main St., (Upstairs)
    Centerville, Ohio 45459
    (937) 760-7544
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