In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon. For $30, you get five fitness classes of your choice (a $60 value) from TriHealth Fitness & Health Pavilion, Ohio's first certified medical fitness facility. Work it all out at the temple of tone on Pfeiffer Road, near I-71. This deal is not valid for Pilates Reformer, tai chi, or lightsaber classes.
The TriHealth team is comprised entirely of fitness professionals: licensed dieticians, certified trainers, degreed instructors, and registered oneiromancers. Together, they bring an unparalleled expertise to some 100 varied training sessions a month for pupils of all sizes, fitness levels, and prior fitness predilections. Regular classes such as step aerobics, strength training, and yoga all provide good warm-ups for the more advanced intro to spinning and boot-camp jam sessions that form the current backbone of periodically changing specialty classes. Within 10 to 15 classes, most participants are able to run faster than 10 slow men and out-arm-wrestle most aquatic animals. To this end, TriHealth also conducts a range of toning aquatic activities—like the core-shredding Deep Water and general aquacise—from its variety of indoor and outdoor pools. Class chedules can be viewed here.
Combining the power of group fitness with physician-supervised medical weight loss and nutrition consultation, TriHealth's classes comprehensively combat all forms of lassitude and flab—refining the body, but also the mind and its motivational biceps majorus. TriHealth particularly specializes in recuperative and rehabilitative treatments, so buy extra Groupons for any friends who've been complaining for months of chronic back pain that may have something to do with the 40 flaming arrows lodged there.