Gift baskets gesture a sentiment of love, like kissing a child's forehead or grooming the shipwreck debris out of an Arabian Nights heroine's hair. Prove the direct correlation between chocolate and love with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $90 worth of gift baskets from Two Blonds & a Brunette Gift Co..
Determined to infuse traditional gift baskets with a modern, haute-couture flair, Two Blonds & a Brunette updates the old-fashioned wicker bin with creative packaging and chic inserts. Seri Blatt's discriminating palate inspires high-fives and secret-handshake creativity with thoughtfully conceived caddies teeming with eclectic and quirky offerings, such as chocolate tortilla chips and designer luggage tags. A potpourri of gift-basket collections accommodates specific recipients and occasions, with a Tiffany-blue hat box and animal-print purse anchoring the Girly Girl, and gourmet goodies such as designer-tin green tea and toffee-cappuccino bark populating the Corporate. The arrangement artisans also fashion custom-made baskets, personalizing the products with handwritten notes and monogrammed bubble wrap.
Two Blonds and a Brunette also executes date-reminder services, reminding clients about important dates they have inputted in order to help them sufficiently prepare for the occasion. These services have saved many a dentist from missing first-pulled-tooth anniversaries, and Two Blonds and a Brunette's tasteful treats have graced the gilded doorsteps of numerous celebrities.
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The Groupon Guide to: The Writings of Nostradamus
Even though the average citizen learned everything he or she absolutely must know in kindergarten, comprehension of the future can also come in handy. For this reason, the following is a guide to history's greatest future-knower, Nostradamus:
Writing the First:
In the time of the mechanical counting machines, 11 years past the millennial turn, o'er the entire land shall spread fire insatiable, ashen shall be all endeavours previously wrought.
Interpretation: Keep on trucking! The fire represents a positive energy sweeping over the imaginations of all those who go to see X-Men: First Class on the release date.
Writing the Second:
During the reign of fire aforementioned, the skeletons of the wicked shalt melt in a manner most slow, and those who endure shalt envy the melted of bone as the scorpions gain domain over all who walk the earth.
Interpretation: No frowns in this town! The year 2011 will be the year that your hardened, bony guilt will melt away and the scorpion that is your true potential will sting the eyeball that is your self-doubt.
Writing the Third:
Blood shall be the earth's new currency, the gnashing of teeth the chorus of the night.
Interpretation: Laugh attack! Steve Carell will leave The Office but will go on to star in Dan in Real Life 2: Virtual Insanity.
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