Like buying a new car, losing weight increases mobility, turns heads, and helps get rid of all that junk in your trunk. Fit into tighter spaces with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a weight-loss package at UniqueU Medical Weight Loss (a $350 value). Each weight-loss package includes the following:

• One physician consultation
• One physical examination
• One EKG measurement
• A battery of lab work
• A two-week detoxification diet plan
• A two-week supply of Ultra detoxification supplement
• Two MIC-B12 lipotropic injections

Under the leadership of Drs. James T. Lutz and Daniel L. Buchanan, the certified staff at UniqueU Medical Weight Loss helps spur clients toward their weight-loss goals by designing custom diet and detoxification plans based on in-depth body analysis. Packages stretch across two weeks and two visits to the practice—one-hour introductory trips begin with a physician consultation and examination, where staff members record each patient's weight-loss goals, medical history, first piano solo, and present state of health. Additional lab work, including an EKG reading, lipid panel, and thyroid check, adds details to each portrait of health as the UniqueU staff sketches a custom two-week detoxification diet for clients. Ultra detoxification supplements further purify bodies with a blend of 17 vitamins and minerals, and an MIC-B12 lipotropic injection introduces amino acids and '80s power ballads into the body to augment calorie-burning exercise.

During 15-minute follow-up visits, a second MIC-B12 injection boosts fat loss near program's end. A blood-pressure check, weigh-in, and glamour shoot assist staff assessments of progress, and patients are prepped on additional strategies for reaching long-term weight-loss objectives.