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University of Florida Alumni Association – Online Deal

Two-Year Single or Joint Alumni-Association Membership (Half Off)

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In a Nutshell

Membership gives Gator fans with access to special events, tailgates, a quarterly magazine, and discounts from area merchants

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 19, 2014
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by the expiration date on your Groupon; membership expires 2 years from activation date. Not eligible for charitable deduction.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Choose Between Two Options

$40 for a two-year single membership (an $80 value)
$50 for a two-year joint membership (a $100 value)

Along with invitations to special UFAA events, members gain access to a wealth of Gator Nation benefits, including:

  • Automatic membership in their local Gator Club
  • Free subscription to the quarterly Florida Gator Magazine
  • Admission to Gator Nation tailgates before home football games
  • Discounts from Gator-associated merchants, such as hotels, car insurance companies, restaurants, and stores

University of Florida Alumni Association

The University of Florida Alumni Association helps Gator fans stay in the know on university happenings and make new connections in the Gator nation. Association members can commingle at special on- or off-campus events, such as the Gator Nation tailgate before each home football game or meet up at events organized by their local chapter of the Gator Club. Membership also nets them a slew of other benefits, including discounts from both local and non-local merchants.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

University of Florida Alumni Association