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The Deal
$39 for a chiropractic exam with an adjustment and two follow-up adjustments (up to a $265 value)
- Includes massage and hot- or cold-pack treatment
- Can ease chronic musculoskeletal pain
- Performed by chiropractic doctor
$22 for one 30-minute deep-tissue massage (a $100 value)
- Soothes sore muscles and joints
- Boosts circulation to promote healing
- Can improve range of motion
$59 for three 30-minute deep-tissue massages (a $300 value)
Upper Hand Chiropractic
Helmed by Dr. Jonathan Dehors, a graduate of the New York Chiropractic College and a veteran of the U.S. Marine Corps, Upper Hand Chiropractic targets chronic pain with research-based spine-adjustment methods and soft-tissue manipulation techniques. Instead of resetting bones with a bowling-pin machine, Dr. Dehors applies a gentle force to a specific joint or vertebra, which can relieve pressure on the surrounding nerves and increase the area’s range of motion. Massage therapy incorporates deep-tissue strokes and myofascial-release techniques, which ease inflammation even as they boost circulation. To melt muscle knots and snowmen hitching piggyback rides, Dr. Dehors may employ soothing hot and cold packs or Soft Tissue Tech, a special instrument he invented to treat soft tissue dysfunction.
Groupon Says
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• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
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• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
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