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Utopia Massage Therapy – Robert Mills Historic

60-Minute Relaxation or Hot-Stone Massage (Up to 51% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Gliding Swedish massage strokes dispel stress and boost circulation, or strategically placed hot stones melt buried muscle tension

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. All services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $70 value)
  • $39 for a 60-minute hot-stone massage (an $80 value)

Utopia Massage Therapy

If anybody deserves a massage, it's Maggie Gibson-Bostic. The nationally certified massage therapist regularly walks marathons and has taught classes in aerobics across the southeastern United States. Despite this flurry of activity, Maggie’s overworked muscles never rebel. This may be because she practices what she preaches and treats herself to a relaxing massage once a week.

Maggie passes this relaxation on to her clients during custom massage sessions at Utopia Massage Therapy. She and her team of experienced therapists soothe away aches and pains with deep-tissue, hot-stone, and four-handed techniques, the last of which depends on two therapists working simultaneously. When they aren’t untying knotted muscles, Maggie and her staff exfoliate skin with a Jamaican body scrub that blends brown sugar or sea salt with the aromas of tropical flowers or jerk chicken.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Farm Animals

The act of taking care of farm animals is called “husbandry” because of the old saying “You think taking care of pigs is hard—try taking care of my husband!” Here’s a guide to the animals you can expect to find on your local farm:

Cows: Cows are one of the ugliest animals to look at, but in a national taste test they were found to have the best-tasting milk. Visit a local farm to taste the milk of these horrific beasts for yourself.

Horses: Horses are the supermodels of the animal world. Farmers will spend hours at a time grooming and complimenting a prized horse, just to see a flash of its big, toothy smile.

Pigs: Don’t even get a farmer talking about these fun lovers. Pigs are the party animals of the barnyard, and if you don’t believe it, just hold a yummy treat above their snouts and watch them dance!

Dog: Every barnyard has to have a dog. A dog is a farmer’s best friend and will stand by him through everything, even during the farmer’s loneliest days, when he realizes that in cultivating his farm he has lost sight of that which he should have been cultivating most—relationships with humans.

In a national taste test one farm animal was found to have the best-tasting milk—you’ll be surprised by the ugly answer!

Utopia Massage Therapy

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    Robert Mills Historic

    1821 Pickens St.
    Columbia, South Carolina 29201
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