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Van Ness Chiropractic – Barrington

Chiropractic Package with a Spinal and Nervous-System Scan, Adjustment, and 60- or 90-Minute Massage (Up to 85% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Oct 24 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$235
Discount
85%
You Save
$200
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Chiropractors tailor spinal adjustments according to scans before licensed massage therapists soothe sore muscles

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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It's a commonly known fact that people with good posture are often mistaken for statues and invited into the homes of the wealthy. Elevate your social circle with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for a new-patient wellness visit with a 60-minute massage (a $235 value)
  • $55 for a new-patient wellness visit with a 90-minute massage (a $275 value)

Each new-patient wellness visit includes a digital spinal and nervous-system scan (an $80 value) and one spinal adjustment (a $75 value). A massage therapist uses deep-tissue techniques during the 60-minute (an $80 value) or 90-minute massage (a $120 value).

Van Ness Chiropractic

Under the watchful eye and deft hands of Dr. Jason Van Ness, the eponymous Van Ness Chiropractic's staff of doctors and licensed massage therapists aligns spines and soothes muscles to boost the holistic health and athletic prowess of their patients. The doctor's cocaptain, Dr. Jeff Parkin, infuses the practice with an enthusiasm gained by hard-won, firsthand experience with chiropractic care as a patient. As a child, Jeff’s immune system was as strong as a starving lion’s moral resolve. Drinking an entire bottle of Pepto-Bismol a week became normal. Years later, he decided to try chiropractic and fell in love instantly, saying, “All of my allergy, digestive problems, and infections were gone.”

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Van Ness Chiropractic

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    Barrington

    215 S. Northwest Hwy, Ste. 102A,
    Barrington, Illinois 60010
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