One or Three Two-Hour Housecleaning Sessions from VIP Services LLC (Up to 69% Off)

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  • $59 for one two-hour housecleaning session (a $130 value)
  • $119 for three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $390 value)

When VIP Services LLC's cleaners are finished, you’ll be able to breathe easier. Increase your satisfaction with a look at one thing they’ve banished: dust.

The Composition of Dust: Of Mites and Mars

Whether you're resting in a mountain cabin, traveling through a city, or being vented out an airlock into outer space, dust is all around you. Microscopic particles—usually a combination of soil, pollen, skin cells, and minerals—can pile up quickly indoors. The problem is exacerbated by tiny creatures called dust mites, which gather in groups of 100 to 500 per gram of dust to devour flakes of human skin while multiplying in number, excreting waste, and probably chittering away. No matter where you are on Earth, a mote of dust is presently traveling straight toward your eye, thanks to the persistent creation of dust in almost any climate humans inhabit.

Even beyond our planet, dust is ubiquitous: astronomers face the universe's untidiness every time they peer through a telescope and find formations of cosmic dust, which absorb the visible light around them. Although it comes from exploding stars rather than flaky humans, space dust isn't so different from the domestic variety: a 2007 paper published in IEEE Transactions on Plasma Science explored the similarities between the formation of dust bunnies under beds and the coagulation of space dust into planets.

In a Nutshell

Licensed, bonded, and insured housecleaners tackle dust, dirt, and grime throughout the entire home over two-hour periods

The Fine Print

Expires 90 days after purchase. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per household. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required at least 72 hours in advance. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Valid for new customers or those who have not used services in last 6 months. Valid only within 25 miles of 38117. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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