Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.
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$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services from Vistaprint
In a Nutshell
Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images
The Fine Print
Expires Oct 15th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon-70. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The Groupon Guide to: Drinking Rhymes
Everybody knows that rhymes such as “Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear; beer before liquor, never sicker” keep drinkers from getting sick. What are some of the most popular?
- Brandy before rum, enjoy feeling numb. Rum before brandy, not feeling too dandy.
- Good beer before bad, what a delightful cad. Bad beer before good, you are the opposite of Robin Hood (a jerk).
- Shots before beer, to sickness the path is clear. Beer before shots, I’ve got the hots (for you).
- Beer before entire bottle of wine, you’re doing fine. Entire bottle of wine before beer, Groupon does not, under any circumstances, promote drinking to excess.