Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.
$17 for $70 Worth of Any Custom-Printing Service or Product from Vistaprint
In a Nutshell
Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images
The Fine Print
Expires Apr 12th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon17. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The Groupon Guide to: Having a Secret
Every interesting person has a deep, dark secret that they can only reveal to their therapist or a group of teenagers playing truth or dare. If you're in need of a fascinating secret, try one of these on for size:
"When I was a child, I threw a rock at a parked car. I've never felt so alive."
"I spent 14 years in prison … doing research."
"I'm afraid of dogs. They're almost too beautiful to look at!"
"Once a week I dress up as my father and then I'm the one who can eat as much meat as he wants."
"Sometimes I give a fake name at restaurants just to be funny and because I like tiny, stupid lies."
"I have a second family in Delaware. My husband there is also named Dave. I call him Double Dave."