Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.
$17 for $70 Worth of Any Custom-Printing Service or Product from Vistaprint
In a Nutshell
Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images
The Fine Print
Expires Apr 12th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon17. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The Groupon Guide to: Forgiveness
An old saying suggests that "to err is human; to forgive, divine." This saying was obviously itself written by a human, as revealed by the glaring error of spelling error incorrectly. Forgive the humans in your life with this guide to forgiveness:
Hear Them Out: Your loved one may have a perfectly valid reason for betraying you. What appears on the surface to be a romantic dalliance between your best friend and your spouse may be an innocent case of two people rehearsing a play about CPR.
Settle the Score: You can balance out any friendship with a karmic retribution. For instance, if your house floods while your friend was house sitting for you, force them to fill your newly aquatic basement with serenity-provoking koi fish.
Accept Their Apology: Be magnanimous, but always remember—genuine remorse can only be expressed in the form of suitcases brimming with hastily stuffed cash.