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Vistaprint – Online Deal

$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services

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Sat Oct 27 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$70
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In a Nutshell

Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 23, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon17for70. Must use in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included.
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Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.

$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services

Customizable products include business cards ($13.99+ for 250), wedding invitations ($6.99+ for 10), wall calendars ($10.99+), T-shirts ($8.39+), and mugs ($9.74+). Groupon customers enjoy an exclusive 30% discount on all regularly priced items, which is reflected in the above prices.

Vistaprint

Out of a small French apartment in the mid '90s, Robert Keane ran a catalogue focused on supplying small businesses with modest quantities of customizable marketing materials. By 1999, Keane's meager publication had evolved into an Internet-based company armed with patented online graphic-design tools and a printing process engineered to quickly churn out small orders of custom business cards. After barely surviving the dot-com crash of 2000, Vistaprint regrouped and calibrated its three manufacturing facilities to produce a bounty of other customizable goodies. Today, the company's arsenal of web-based design tools allows users to add personalized text, photos, and designs to thousands of templates for items ranging from calendars and mugs to T-shirts and birthmarks.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Water-Cooler Moments

There's no better place to talk at the office than around the water cooler. Here are some of the most commonly overheard water-cooler conversation starters:

  • I poured way too much. There is no way I'm gonna finish this.
  • I'm always over here. I must be, like, the thirstiest guy in this office.
  • I don't really feel like it's making the water cooler, like, where's the refrigerator part?
  • It'd be cool to use this as a big fish tank, but you'd have to poke a hole in it to get the fish in and then the water would spill out.
  • Why are there two nozzles? Let's just be safe and agree not to touch the red one. Red means stop.
  • The cups at my house are way bigger, and let me tell you something—they ain't made of paper!
  • It's weird that I can drink this stuff but I still don't know how to swim.
  • I used to bring my own water to work, but then I found this, and now I'm on easy street.
  • I bet this carpet gets mad wet all the time.
  • If there were soap here I'd be half tempted to wash my hands.
  • I helped the guy bring the bottles in once. You know, just to give something back.
  • If 75% of the human body is water, consider me 75% human.
  • Some people get mad because they put chemicals in water. Last time I checked, chemicals were red and green and came in little tubes.
  • I started drinking this stuff so I could get my medicine down. And I never stopped.
  • Good thing no one who sits over here is allergic to water.
  • What do you think is better—this or the coffee machine? Without water there wouldn't even be a coffee machine, so I guess we know who wins that war.
  • If there were fire here, I would just tip this thing over. Voilà, no more fire. Guess it's not that hard to be a fireman.
  • Scientists call it H2O, but I call it H2O-Yeah. I thought of that last week and I've been telling everybody. People seem to like it.
  • It's gonna get crazy the day we use this thing to make water balloons.
  • I'm thinking about bringing my lunch over here and using the top of the water bottle as a table.
  • This stuff is NOT for plants.
  • Imagine if they had these on the streets instead of fire hydrants. That's one of my ideas to improve the city.
  • Sometimes it looks like it's empty but water still comes out. I don't know what that's about. I know it's not magic, because magic isn't supposed to be real, but....
  • There's something very satisfying about putting a new bottle on top of this thing. It's, like, one thing you can control, you know?
  • It is impossible to talk and swallow at the same time. I've tried it. I coughed water on the copier.
  • Please be seltzer. Please be seltzer. Just kidding. I know it's not.
  • One time I drew eyes on the bottle and pretended it was my friend who was throwing up. I named it "Walter" ’cause that's the closest to water.

Is anyone at your office allergic to water?

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