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Vistaprint – Online Deal

$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services

$17
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No Longer Available
Fri Aug 17 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$70
Discount
76%
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$53
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In a Nutshell

Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 14, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon17for70. Must use in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.

$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printing Services

Customizable products include business cards ($13.99+ for 250), wedding invitations ($6.99+ for 10), wall calendars ($10.99+), T-shirts ($8.39+), and mugs ($9.74+). Groupon customers enjoy an exclusive 30% discount on all regularly priced items, which is reflected in the above prices.

Vistaprint

Out of a small French apartment in the mid '90s, Robert Keane ran a catalog focused on supplying small businesses with modest quantities of customizable marketing materials. By 1999, Keane's meager publication had evolved into an Internet-based company armed with patented online graphic-design tools and a printing process engineered to quickly churn out small orders of custom business cards. After barely surviving the dot-com crash of 2000, Vistaprint regrouped and calibrated its three manufacturing facilities to produce a bounty of other customizable goodies. Today, the company's arsenal of web-based design tools allows users to add personalized text, photos, and designs to thousands of templates for items ranging from calendars and mugs to T-shirts and birthmarks.

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