Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $60 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the discount. This Groupon is not valid toward shipping costs or tax.
Vistaprint performs high-quality, low-volume printing jobs to bring colorful accents to everyday objects with photos, emblems, and more. With online design tools, professionals craft custom business cards (regularly $19.99+ for 250; discounted to $13.99+ for 250), and cheery brides lay out wedding invitations (regularly $9.99+ for 10; discounted to $6.99+ for 10). Returning students and office managers can create personalized rubber stamps (regularly $12.99+; discounted to $8.99+) to brand staple removers before they stampede. Virtually all printed products can incorporate photographs, including embroidered accessories such as customized hats, hoodies, and tote bags.
Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
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The Groupon Guide to: Starting a Fire
Whether you're attempting to survive while stranded in a forest or asserting your mastery over the elements as part of a judicial nomination hearing, it's important to be able to start a fire using just your wits and any nearby combustibles. Here are some easy ways to start a fire without using matches or lighters:
Using a Magnifying Glass and a Sun: As its name suggests, you can focus errant sunbeams through the magnifying glass to magnetize the rays, thus causing them to catch fire. Police detectives often carry magnifying glasses so they can burn down crime scenes until only the vital clues remain.
Using Two Sticks and Some Friction: Any time that two pieces of wood touch, they will instantly burst into flame. You can make your own friction at home by rubbing your hands together quickly and then shoving them in your pants pockets to store the potential energy—the next thing you touch will catch fire, no exceptions.
Using Homemade Lighter Fluid: You can create your own liquid flame assistant by concocting a simple mixture of sparkling apple juice, loose carbon atoms, and the breath of a trumpet player.
Using Your Mind: It's well-known that man uses only 10% of his brain, but it's less well-known that the remaining 90% is devoted entirely to starting fires by thinking about them. To activate this untapped mental power, spend your days contemplating "big ideas," such as why people don't like you more and how jealous everyone will be once you start setting things on fire with your mind, until your latent pyrokinesis reveals itself in an orgy of fire and revenge.
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