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Vitality Chiropractic Center – Belmont

$39 for Chiropractic Package with Exam, Consultation, Adjustment, and 30-Minute Massage ($290 Value)

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In a Nutshell

A massage detangles muscle knots after a chiropractic exam and adjustment

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 19, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem massage in a separate visit. Upgrades available for extra fee.
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Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack of cotton and googly eyes. Maintain your vertebral integrity with today's Groupon.

$39 for a Chiropractic Package ($290 Total Value)

  • Exam, consultation, and spinal adjustment (a $240 value)
  • 30-minute massage (a $50 value)

Chiropractic treatments begin with a consultation and initial exam, during which a medical professional and client convene to determine the source of the patient's problems and exchange vacation photos. After fully assessing spines, specialists realign clients' curvatures with a 15-minute round of applied kinesiology, total-body modification, and neuro-emotional techniques to improve postures and assuage specific vertebral pressures. A 30-minute massage then unravels anxieties wrapped around backbones, fluffing up spinal cushions and sending clients home with extra energy.

Vitality Chiropractic Center

At Vitality Chiropractic Center, Doctor of Chiropractic Lisa Walsh runs her practice with an integrative philosophy, contending that all bodily systems are as tightly interconnected as the pieces of a Kevin Bacon jigsaw puzzle. Specializing in pediatric care, she calls upon her chiropractic education, as well as her studies in human biodynamics at UC–Berkeley, to dispense holistic treatments designed to treat imbalances of the structural, biochemical, and emotional nature.

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Vitality Chiropractic Center

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    Belmont

    2100 Carlmont Dr., Suite 3
    Belmont, California 94002
    (650) 342-4623
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