Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween-party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a detoxifying mud wrap at Vitality Wellness Center in Keizer (up to a $95 value).
Vitality Wellness Center helps purify stretched and stressed vellum with soothing organic mud wraps. After dry-brushing the skin to promote circulation and lymph flow, a skilled aesthetician will swaddle the back, legs, and arms in warm organic mud, then wrap the body in a warm blanket. Ranging from 60 to 90 minutes, wraps aim to soothe pain, improve skin tone, and alleviate the stress that typically attends trying to balance a gallon of milk on your nose. A scalp massage and mini facial keep stressed heads from diving into flowerpots in jealousy of the earthy balm covering the body. Following a rubdown with steamed towels and moisturizing lotion, guests can venture back through Vitality's warmly lit earth-toned environs feeling fresh as a peppermint bush blooming beside the Fountain of Youth.
Though Vitality Wellness Center offers discounts to students and certified yoga teachers, this Groupon still offers the best deal available to all customers.
Vitality Wellness Center
The team of trainers and aestheticians at Vitality Wellness Center helps guests restore beauty both inside and out with an array of services tailored to fitness, skincare, and mental well-being. Zumba, yoga, and belly-dance workouts take place in an airy studio with wooden floors, colorful murals, and a smoothie bar, allowing students to replenish lost electrolytes and continue campaigns of eradication against perfidious fruit. An on-site infrared sauna revs metabolisms, and body wraps purge toxins by enveloping limbs in mud, aloe vera, and seaweed. Vitality Wellness Center's aestheticians further pursue the center’s relaxing mission by sloughing dead skin cells from faces and dusty masquerade disguises during skin-pampering facials.
3700 River Rd. N
Keizer, Oregon 97303