Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Vitality Wellness Center in Keizer. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get a choice of any 60-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $35, you get a paraffin facial (an $80 value).
- For $65, you get a wine-and-chocolate spa package (a $155 value). The package includes:
- 60-minute massage
- Paraffin facial
- Gourmet dark chocolate with a glass of wine
Dedicated to positive energy and healthy lifestyles, Vitality Wellness Center offers an array of nine restorative massage modalities and pampering facials. Foot massages stimulate stress reduction and much-needed relief to every mile-marker, and scalp massages employ soothing motions across the cranium to melt tension at the body's north pole. For wider-reaching stress relief, clients may opt for the finger-pressure shiatsu or a deep-tissue massage that coerces muscle knots to leave the body, go to the refrigerator, and get it a beer.
The personalized paraffin facial bathes frontispieces in 60 minutes of steam, exfoliation, masking, and massage, leaving patrons feeling as fresh as a peppermint bush blooming beside the Fountain of Youth. At the end of the organic facial, technicians spread warm paraffin across the face to lock in moisture and smooth skin. As they admire murals painted by a local artist amid Vitality's warmly lit, earth-toned environs, Groupon customers have the option to sip wine and nibble on gourmet chocolates.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Keeping a Secret
An old saying goes, "Three men can keep a secret, if they are best friends, and one of them is a cardboard dog." If you've been entrusted with a secret, consult this sure-fire guide to keeping it to yourself:
Think about the feelings of others. Especially their anger. You’ll likely avoid sharing their secret by considering your own predominant feeling: fear of their anger.
Seal your lips. Ideally with honey or room-temperature wax.
Find a healthy outlet. Some secrets are so juicy you just want to shout them from the rooftops. Instead, whisper your secret into a shallow vole's nest or speak it aloud at what would normally be an audible volume, were it not drowned out by a nearby car-crashing contest.
Share a secret of your own. Most modern friendships are based on a delicate balance of mutually assured destruction, hence the expression BFF, or Betrayer? Fairly foreseeable.
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