Pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with today’s Groupon to Vito's Express in Dublin. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of pizza.
- For $45, you get $100 worth of pizza.
New York–style thin crust carries traditional and creative toppings into mouths at Vito's Express, where salad pizzas, seafood pizzas, and breakfast pizzas join specialty and build-your-own pies. Crafted with an egg base and unencumbered by sauce, the roster of breakfast pizzas adapts to its serving time by including options such as the carbonara—a blend of pancetta and green onions ($13 for a 13” pie)—and by rarely being seen by teenagers on break from school.
Along with the Mista pizza's caramel onions and candied walnuts, roma tomatoes, feta, and mixed greens sip the drizzling hydration of a raspberry vinaigrette ($13.75–$26), and the Da'Mici's layers of clams, bacon, and garlic ($14–$23) unite a trio of ingredients often encountered together in the wild. Feel free to go in another direction by selecting the Italian Lobsterlicious pizza, whose namesake crustacean marinates in cognac cream sauce ($21 for a 12" pie) or a quartet of available schiacciatta--stuffed-crust comestibles--which smuggle clandestine cheese deposits into plate ports ($13 for a 12" pie).
Though not included in this Groupon, beer at Vito's Express fills glasses via a state-of-the-art thirst-thwarting device that floods glasses with ale from the bottom up, wetting whistles in a method as upside-down as anything from a bungee-jumper's perspective.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Everyone secretly wants to believe in scary stories that might be true. Indulge your friends' gullibility with these tips to crafting the perfect urban legend:
• Make sure the story takes place somewhere nearby, on a similar night—ideally exactly 100 years ago to the night. Or on the devil’s birthday.
• Always include an animal that turns out to be a different animal or an animal where one does not belong—like a dog that is actually a rat, or an alligator in the bathroom of the Museum of Alligator Safety.
• Tweak the details—it's only a few letters’ difference to change "gardener" to "murderer," and only a small white lie to change "was valued by the community" to "possessed double hook hands and a thirst for marrow."
• Always carry "proof"—this can be a monster's tooth carved from soap, a faded newspaper article created in Photoshop, or a scrap of the victim's clothing that is actually just a scrap of clothing you ripped off a terrified hiker you chased through the woods.
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