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VM Body and Health – Tysons Central 7

Massage for Beginners Class or Couples Massage Workshop (Up to 57% Off)

from$149
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Mon Aug 20 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$350
Discount
57%
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$201
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In a Nutshell

Three-hour classes teach the basics of massage, anatomy, and body mechanics for effective massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 14, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach him to genetically engineer his own fish and--by the gods, what has science done? Evolve your mind with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $149 for one massage for beginners class (a $350 value)
  • $175 for one couples massage workshop for two (a $400 value)

Both the class and the workshop are three hours long. Class time is split evenly between lecture and hands-on work. Each covers the basics of anatomy, body mechanics, and health concepts. Click here for the class and workshop schedules, located at the bottom of each course paragraph.

VM Body and Health

VM Body and Health goes a step further than most massage centers: its staff offer eight massage classes dedicated to teaching the finer points of specific modalities. But clients can still receive their choice of 10 available styles from both the East and West, reflecting founder Juan Carlos Villanueva’s passion for traditional Chinese medicine. His interest has taken him throughout Asia to study the continent's indigenous bodywork concepts, resulting not only in Asian massage options at his center but also acupressure and reflexology classes that introduce students to the basics of performing each modality. In addition to massage, staff members host classes and lectures on various aspects of whole-body health, including yoga, nutrition, and the hokey pokey.

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One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

VM Body and Health

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    Tysons Central 7

    8201 Greensboro Dr., Suite 300
    McLean , Virginia 22102
    (703) 888-7218
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