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Washington Institute of Natural Medicine – AU Park - Friendship Heights - Tenley

$99 for 60-Minute Couples Massage ($240 Value)

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Certified massage therapists help couples unwind with massages in various modalities

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  • Expires Jul 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or $30 fee may apply.
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Like children for the four hours after a cupcake binge, muscles don't behave properly when they are wound up. Put muscles in timeout with this Groupon.

$99 for a 60-Minute Couples Massage ($240 Value)

Massage therapists apply Swedish or deep-tissue modalities to couples for a relaxing spa experience.

Washington Institute of Natural Medicine

Instead of relying on a few professionals to oversee a large number of cases, Dr. Victoria Goldsten distributes responsibility among a large team of specialists. When clients need help losing weight, Dr. Goldsten pairs them with a nutritional consultant or body-wrap technician. Those seeking an energy-based approach to healing can meet with a doctor of naturopathology, an acupuncturist, or a reiki healer. The diverse team of specialists is bound together by the eclectic experience of Dr. Goldsten, whose title bears more acronyms than a government phone directory.

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    AU Park - Friendship Heights - Tenley

    5101 Wisconsin Ave. NW
    Washington, D.C. 20016
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