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Washington Institute of Natural Medicine – Friendship Heights

One or Two Anti-Cellulite Massage Packages (Up to 66% Off)

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$145
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In a Nutshell

Holistic wellness experts promote detoxification with lymphatic-boosting massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or $30 fee may apply. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$69 for an anti-cellulite massage package with a jar of cellulite ointment (a $145 value)
$89 for two of the above massages package with a jar of cellulite ointment (a $265 value)

Each package includes:

  • 30-minute Lypossage treatment (a $65 value)
  • 30-minute Lypo-lymph drainage massage (a $55 value)

Each option also includes:

  • One take-home jar of anti-cellulite ointment (a $25 value)
  • A 20% discount on future visits

Lypossage treatments consist of a kneading of the adipose tissue located around target areas, which can cause it to reduce along with cellulite tissue. In tandem with a homeopathic spray, the process can promote fat's metabolism and render smoother, slimmer physiques. Lymphatic-drainage massages are designed to detoxify the body by stimulating the lymphatic system. Each client also receives a take-home bottle of anticellulite ointment (a $25 value) and a 20-percent discount on future visits.

Washington Institute of Natural Medicine

Instead of relying on a few professionals to oversee a large number of cases, Dr. Victoria Goldsten distributes responsibility among a large team of specialists. When clients need help losing weight, Dr. Goldsten pairs them with a nutritional consultant or body-wrap technician. Those seeking an energy-based approach to healing can meet with a doctor of naturopathology, an acupuncturist, or a reiki healer. The diverse team of specialists is bound together by the eclectic experience of Dr. Goldsten, whose title bears more acronyms than a government phone directory.

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Washington Institute of Natural Medicine

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    Friendship Heights

    5101 Wisconsin Ave. NW, Suite 100
    Washington, D.C. 20016
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