The human memory begins to record events around age 3, a phenomenon discovered in 1898 by a man who has since been forgotten. Keep beloved memories intact with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get The Best of Scrapbooking & Papercrafting, Volume 01, a collection of designer paper and scrapbooking materials from Webster’s Pages (a $100 value).
Spearheaded by the brother-sister team of Tim Myers and Brandin O’Neill, Webster’s Pages supports crafty endeavors with a dazzling assortment of cardstock, designer paper, and scrapbook embellishment. More than 50 12”x12” and 6”x6” sheets, ornamented with subtle thematic designs, fan out into a fancy, colorful array that’s sure to attract even the shyest scissors and glue sticks. Family photos in need of explanation can appeal to more than 360 cardstock alphabet sticker letters and 15 feet of boutique-style ribbon and trim. A slew of vintage-inspired buttons, paired with fabric and netting flowers, adds dimension and texture to 2-D folios, gracing pages that would otherwise be condemned to living in parakeet cages or storing unhappy words.
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The Groupon Guide to: Police Blotters
Though newspapers are mostly full of articles about blood pressure and lists of important vegetables, they still contain one gem that makes them worthwhile: the police blotter. Here’s yesterday’s blotter:
7:32 a.m., Crandall Road—Witnesses reported seeing a man with an extremely rude T-shirt attempting to enter a bank where he was not welcome.
10:17 a.m., Petunia Court—A bike theft!
1:58 p.m., Orson Park—A man with an extremely rude T-shirt was heard loudly disparaging astronauts by an American playground. Officers could not locate the individual.
5:23 p.m., Travolta Memorial Parkway—This car was all like “Flooooaaaaam!” and then another car was just “Brooooooooooooooooooom!” It was crazy.
7:48 p.m., Milton Bradley Library—The rude T-shirt man was seen exploiting a loophole in the town charter to become the new mayor for life. Police are powerless to stop him. This is life now.
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