Getting nutrients directly into the body can be difficult, as vitamins are often lost during boiling, distillation, and field trips to museums. Ensure direct dietary transactions with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $35 for four B12 shots (an $80 value)
- $49 for four lipotropic shots (a $100 value)
- $65 for four lipotropic shots and a thyroid screening (a $188 value)
B12 shots allow red blood cells to carry oxygen more efficiently, helping increase metabolism and energy levels. The direct injection of a bounty of B12 ensures valuable elements aren't lost via the digestive process—as they often are during the consumption of alphabet blocks—and can help improve the functioning of cardiovascular and central nervous systems.
Lipotropic shots, engineered to enhance liver function, help detoxify the body and increase metabolism while also working to increase production of the bile that aids the digestion and breakdown of fats. The shots have also been linked to boosts in the immune system and increased energy levels, helping battle the winter flu and enhance brick-juggling performance.
Thyroid screenings search for thyroid disease, which affects an estimated 27 million Americans, more than half of who are undiagnosed. It is a disease that is frequently overlooked and misdiagnosed, and one that affects almost every aspect of health. The thyroid helps set an individual’s metabolism, and if a person has thyroid disease, his or her body uses energy more slowly or quickly than it should.
Wellness First medical director William R. Kendrick, MD, leads a team of registered nurses and licensed practical nurses who deliver personalized medical care in a walk-in setting. The team administers DNA and paternity tests, and detects drug and alcohol use by examining hair, urine, or tightrope-walking ability. Blood draws and health profiles help discern any underlying ailments, and immunizations work to prevent diseases. The staff also certifies students in CPR and first aid during regular training sessions.