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Wellness Within Me – West Jordan

$35 for Colon Hydrotherapy Session ($60 Value)

$35
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Mon Oct 08 06:00:00 UTC 2012
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$60
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In a Nutshell

FDA-approved system gently cleanses lower bowel while maintaining client modesty

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like a house, your body should be thoroughly cleaned every so often to sweep away stubborn crumbs and ensure that there are no devout microbes hiding inside. Flush out unwanted bodily residents with this Groupon.

$35 for a Colon Hydrotherapy Session ($60 Value)

During sessions, the FDA-approved Colenz system gently cleanses the lower bowel. Clients remain modestly draped throughout the process and have control over the water flow to ensure comfort. The treatment is designed to reduce toxins while improving energy, bowel function, and overall health.

Wellness Within Me

Elyse Ipsen understands firsthand how natural remedies can aid health. As a child, she suffered from allergies and eczema, but it wasn't until her mother taught her about holistic healing that she saw results. Inspired by her own experiences, Elyse began learning other healthful techniques and methods and became determined to share her knowledge with others.

Today, Elyse helps clients regain vigor at Wellness Within Me. Her services focus on promoting health by purging the body of toxins and unwanted substances, be it through cleansing colon hydrotherapy or the soothing soak of ionic footbaths. Elyse also hosts classes to encourage positive lifestyle changes, such as eating raw foods instead of dining on processed ingredients or grazing.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Buying a Car

Buying a car is an intimidating experience. The man looks at you. He wants to sell you the car for more than it is worth. Beat the man. Beat the man until he cries with these tips:

  • Always drive the car. This will let you make sure that it is free of the five most deadly species on earth and that it has a floor and the dealer isn’t Flintstone-ing you (a technique wherein the dealer sells you a car with no floor named after Flint Stone, an early dishonest car salesman).

  • Immediately list everything you hate about the car. It has a nick here, a dent there. It is the same color as your rival’s eyes. You looked at them in a field. You were the last man to look at those eyes. Your rival sold you a lemon. He is gone.

  • When the dealer says the price, scream. Oh, scream until your nose bleeds and all of creation fears your machinations. Oh, scream your voice raw, honey. Good heavens!

  • Ride away on your bicycle. This was good practice for when you really decide to buy a car.

Be sure to scream as fiercely as a newborn babe or warrior brave. Scream with all your grit, sweet honey.

Wellness Within Me

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    West Jordan

    8817 S Redwood Rd., Suite D
    West Jordan, Utah 84088
    (801) 915-0639
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