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Laser55 – West Hartford

$250 for Three Lipo-Laser Treatments ($1,200 Value)

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Tue Oct 02 03:59:59 UTC 2012
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  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

The lipo laser’s rays penetrate skin to drain excess fat cells noninvasively, resulting in neither downtime nor scars and swelling

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Appointment required. Must sign waiver. Must be 18 or older. Not recommended for those with high blood pressure, cancer, pregnancy, seizures/epilepsy and pacemakers.
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It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

$250 for Three Lipo-Laser Treatments ($1,200 Value)

In a pretreatment consultation—done in the same visit as the first treatment—technicians explain how the lipolaser works and ask patients a series of questions to determine their candidacy for the procedure. Patients relax as a technician passes the noninvasive lipo laser over skin, where it penetrates fat cells and drains them. The lipo laser is cool to the touch and the procedure incurs no downtime and does not cause scars, bruising, or swelling. Customers receive all three components of the Laser55 program; lipo laser, whole-body vibration, and an amethyst bio-mat.

Laser55

55 may be the number in the business's name, but the certified technicians at Laser55 are partial to the number 3. That’s because there are three steps to their nonsurgical weight-loss program: lipo laser, whole-body vibration, and an amethyst bio-mat. First, patients relax as a technician passes the noninvasive lipo laser over skin, where it penetrates fat cells and drains them. Then, they step onto the whole-body-vibration platform, which quickly shakes up muscles to trigger contractions that work to burn off the newly liquefied fat. To cap off the three-step treatment, patients lay atop an amethyst bio-mat, which kick-starts the lymphatic system while ionizing the blood to promote detoxification. This helps the body to flush fat from the system long after the appointment ends. While the staff can perform each treatment separately, they recommend their patients go through all three steps, since the laser, vibration platform, and bio-mat all suffer from severe separation anxiety.

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• Clear out some space for the fort that you, an adult, are building. This means clearing away the any of the following instruments from the common room: replica Paul McCartney Hofner bass, ukulele, Professor Learning’s Toddler Xylophone, three theremins, and $1,500 Moog synthesizer that no one could figure out.

• You’re going to need some bedding. There should be a pile of it on your mattress, which is on the floor and not a bed frame.

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• Drape some blankets over a lamp or stick. Do this instead of updating your resumé or working on the painting you started 11 months ago when you heard your calling.

• Put a picture of the fort on the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Laser55

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    West Hartford

    836 Farmington Ave, Suite 101B
    West Hartford, Connecticut 06119
    (860) 527-3755
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