The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Whitehall Health Centre in Pittsburgh and McMurray. Choose between the following options:
- For $199, you get two i-Lipo laser lipo sessions (up to a $700 value).
- For $249, you get two i-Lipo and two i-Lipo Ultra treatments (up to a $1,200 value).
Helmed by veteran health professional Dr. Anthony DiCesaro, Whitehall Health Centre helps patients reduce stubborn fat deposits with sophisticated, noninvasive treatments. During i-Lipo procedures, low levels of laser energy can cause adipose cells to release stored fatty acids, naturally slimming down targeted areas without the need for surgery or brain transplants into svelte, bionic bodies. i-Lipo Ultra treatments combine laser-diode technology with a vacuum massage that promotes collagen growth and smooth skin in addition to helping to reduce adipose volume.
Though patients may see 30% reduction in fat layers after one treatment, up to eight procedures may be required for maximum slimming, and periods of light exercise immediately following treatment may be necessary. As with most fat-loss techniques and revenge-fueled quests for immortality, patients should adhere to an active, healthy lifestyle for optimal results.
Though Whitehall Health Centre sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.